table 219

so el greco has decided to capitalize on all the hype by expanding their menu and hours to include dinner and changing their name to table 219. if any of the terms below describe you, i recommend this joint:

 

1. yuppy-ish
2. condo dwelling
3. interested in the young and expensive life
4. really don’t give a shit as to how your food tastes as long as you’re seen amongst supposed hip-ness
5. don’t know what gentrification is
6. you suck

otherwise, boycott this boring and over-priced establishment’s bland, white people food; add this to the list of seattle’s bland restaurants worth skipping. they don’t even have an interesting name anymore (Δομήνικος Θεοτοκόπουλος).